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May The Force Be With You... Always.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
There it is
the Curiosity
roving around Mars
when it bumps into a huge building.
The NASA team pans the camera up
and there
written in huge letters reads
“Pigfarts Academy”
a bisexual pop group called Both Directions
a pansexual pop group called All Directions
a questioning pop group called Which Direction
a helpful pop group called That Direction
a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions
a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK
can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts
if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird
zuky:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
in claymation
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate that Crowley has a portrait hanging in Hell of himself wearing a Nazi-style uniform with a pitchfork where the swastika would be.
Let’s just all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this was the first time that Misha saw that picture
There is nothing about this that isn’t funny.
I love how he almost, ALMOST breaks character for half a second.
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
always reblog the wormstache
Ladies and gentlemen, my namesake.
(Source: justponds)
Having a bad day? Here’s a hug from Tom Hiddleston.
And here is me:
