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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
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MISCHIEF MANAGED ϟ
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
first rule of friendship:
- do not insult their hogwarts house
Pokesketch Compilation by Haychel
All the porkymanz sketches I did for #pokesketch
Pikachu Ghastly Spiritomb Goomy Braixen Venomoth Wooper Gloom Poochyena Quilava Pichu Eevee Giratina Emolga Sableye Pancham Aurorus Dewott Arcanine Flygon Castform Lapras Archeops Lucario Raichu Oshawott Slaking Swampert Skiddo Florges Heatmor Buizel Delphox Vaporeon Dodrio Ninetales Gengar Mewtwo Jolteon
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
I thought this was a fandom post but I was so, so wrong
Andrew Garfield attends ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise Of Electro’ Premiere in Rome (April 14, 2014)
If you don’t love Ginny Weasley, you’re wrong.
On today’s episode of: scenes that should’ve gone in the FUCKING movie
Book Ginny: boss ass bitch
Movie Ginny: literal wet carrot
*BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYS IN BACKGROUND*
when the teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right